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505 jokes you can tell

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Published by Bethany Press in St. Louis .
Written in English


  • American wit and humor.

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Edition Notes

Includes index.

Statementby Winston K. Pendleton.
LC ClassificationsPN6162 .P36
The Physical Object
Pagination112 p. :
Number of Pages112
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL4548858M
ISBN 100827210086
LC Control Number77017199

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